We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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