Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
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