"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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