I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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