just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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