yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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