doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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