I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Randomize
