Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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