I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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