Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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