like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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