oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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