You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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