the new term for farting is butt boxing.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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