the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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