I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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