Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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