i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
Randomize
