I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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