im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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