Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
There's even glitter on my cock...
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