as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize