No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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