Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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