He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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