I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
