i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I would fuck him just for his dog
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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