on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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