She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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