North Korea, Best Korea!
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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