She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Randomize