That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
