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he shaved USA in his pubs
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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