I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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