I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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