Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
He kissed a someone with a penis
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
how drunk are you?
Several
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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