so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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