I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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