fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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