Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Shame - the story of my life.
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