What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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