I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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