I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
