If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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