I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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