So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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