Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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