wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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