This girl is more easily done than said...
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
