well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Randomize
